From a bar downstairs of our place in Inverness

Two sandwich boards. The first says, “no hipsters. Don’t be coming in here with your hairy faces and your vegan diets your tiny feet & straw bedding. Oh…wait…that’s hamsters! No hamsters” The other is Dory from Finding Nemo “I am never drinking again…oh look alcohol!”

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