Despite the best efforts of O’Hare Airport, we did actually make it back to Texas at more or less the scheduled time. More later, after about a million hours of sleep. In a bed with actual SHEETS and not a DUVET.

I’m sure there are worse, but getting up at 5am just to deal with airports and sit on planes is not something I’d wish on most people. On the plus side, we’ll land at home around 5pm local, barring another delay like we had on the way out. If that happens, we’re paying for one…